Here is a compilation of some of the silly and hilarious things that my kids say, I’ll keep it updated.
On Aug 18th, 2017:
Let me give this one a little context… Livey has recently changed classes at daycare, going from the stars to the ladybugs. Her educator has been telling her she’s a big girl and using her height as a measuring stick with how much of a ‘big’ girl she is becoming.
Bee was playing with little pieces of Lego and Livey was trying to get involved. Mom told her that it was for big girls and the pieces were a little too big for her and this is what she said.
Livey: …but mommy I am a big girl!
Livey: …but I can reach the shelf!
Livey: …but I’m a LADYBUG!!!!
On Aug 6th, 2017:
Bee was playing with her pretend food and putting it all in a backpack.
Dad: Wait take that brown one back out, what is it?
Bee: I dunno what this is…
Dad: It’s a chicken drumstick.
She laughed and walked away. A few seconds later she called me from across the room and said “Like this daddy?“. She was using the drumstick to hit the music toy with the drums on it!
I then tried to explain to her that a Chicken Drumstick and an actual Drumstick are not quite the same thing. She was very confused….
On Apr 4th, 2017:
(I will preface this with the fact that my kids have been obsessed with the trolls music and the Justin Timberlake song. Also Livey’s teacher had told me a story about getting stuck in the mud at daycare while playing in a puddle.)
Dad: Livey tell mommy what happened today at today
Dad: Tell mommy.
Dad: “I got…”
Livey: … I got .. that sunshine in my pocket!
( In case you missed it these are the lyrics to the song Can’t Stop the Feeling)
On Feb 20th, 2017:
Bee : (After I’ve just put a table cloth on the table before supper) “But daddy I wanted to clean off the table, Livey just blessyoued all over the table!”